Here are the busted rumors:


The O.E.D. to Consider New Words
Derek Set to Appear on New Reality Show
Congress Passes the Esoderek Act
A New Hobby?
Derek Sonderfan Declared Capital of Former Soviet Republic
Derek Goes Under the Knife
Derek Wins Third Place in Al Roker Look-Alike Contest
The CIA is onto Derek: pt. II
A life of politics?
The Chieftains are Derek Sonderfan
Dating Life Gets Out of Hand