In Tallahassee, Florida yesterday, the 14th Annual Al Roker Look-Alike Contest was held despite the protesting screams of Roker purists who think the entire ordeal is blasphemous, as well as the rally of New Yorkers who don't understand why the contest isn't held up north where he is actually a household name.  Despite these clouds over the event, a good time was had by all, espcially Gil Rovehaven, who took home the coveted Bald Head Cup for the second straight year, owning to the fact that he is a dead ringer for the jovial weatherman.  Second place went to third-grader Wendy Clamhooker of Tulsa OK, who insisted she was only there because she wanted to see the ducks.  Third place went to Derek Sonderfan of Fair Lawn NJ, and fourth place went to a pair of siamese twins who seemed devastated that they had lost their lifelong dream.  The entire evening was capped off with a pie-eating contest and ritual sacrifice.