September 24, 2010
Hot Dew
Date: ~ 2001 maybe?
Location: Garwood, NJ
Description: It has already been documented that Mountain Dew has held a very important place in my life. It shouldn't be understated that hot girls have also held an important position in my life too, or at least I had always hoped they would. Here, good friend Jess showers me with presents: her in a bathing suit, a chance to swim in her pool, and a 12-pack of Mountain Dew. I think it should come as no surprise that, no offense to my friend or her pool, I was much more excited about the Dew.