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xerotic (1): the really bad porn that nobody ever rents and they wind up putting it in the kids section (Ron)
xerotic (2): the feeling that you owe it all to maple syrup (Will)
xystus: the new Sega video game system so real, you just pay $600 at the counter, then walk around the real world remarking how good and realistic the graphics are (Bryan)