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wanion: the realization that menstruation is actually bad luck due to the waning of the moon (Cyrus)
weedmonkey: def: not applicable (Keith)
witzelsucht: alternate lyrics to the George Thorogood classic, "One bourbon, one scotch, one witzelsucht." (Will)
woopnacker: a phenomenally moving and emotional eulogy (just approach a priest at the end of a funeral, hold out your hand, and tell him, "Nice woopnacker, Father") (Will)
wungee (1): the man who holds the world record for stuffing Indians down his pants (Derek)
wungee (2): when your bungee cord snaps and you are no longer pulling wungee, it's more like 6-7 G's (Mitch)