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ollapod: to velcro a bunny to your forehead because you like the way the fur makes your eyes water (Mitch)
omphaloskepsis: when you see a girl and it looks like her mascara is running and you ask, "Excuse me, have you been crying?" and she says "IT'S VOLCANIC ASH, YOU FUCKING JERK!" (Mitch)
oologist: one who looks for ways to make irony more apparent, for instance, turning smoke detectors into fire hazards by piling them in front of all exits (Corey)
orison: giving birth to a baby. . .(pause). . .orally (Jason Waller)
ouscutate: to suck on the Pope (I never said it was legal) (Will)