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Derek's work has been registered at the U.S. Library of Congress, so it would be a terrible financial idea to plagiarize or use any of the material found on this website for your own purposes. Nevertheless, enjoy the writing!macadoub: a prosthetic soul (Mitch)
madefy: to replace your head with a mirror just so you are infinite when you look into a mirror (Derek)
maffle: the term for when you begin to sneeze, some random person comes up and covers your mouth and without wiping his hand, runs away (Cyrus)
makebate: what bait-makers do when they're not denouncing ballet and promoting tap (Bryan)
manit: a pause in hand-to-hand combat because one of the combatants has an itch "down there" (Jay Marshall)
manypleise: the disease that causes cows to have blotches instead of stripes. It is very common (Greg)
marlish: to continuously give blood in order to have more room for chili (Corey)
mawworm: an evasive wall (Derek)
mehari (1): a giant stone used to sort through large pieces of baby (Aaron)
mehari (2): spite filled balloons that, when popped, erase your entire family and family history right off the planet (Mitch)
menseful (1): a jail term . . . just a jail term (Ron)
menseful (2): a topographic error. ex: to have a mountain range in your rectum (Derek)
mercaptan (1): bringing a cadaver to take-your-daughter-to-work day (Will)
mercaptan (2): Underwater Breathing Self Appartus Contained. UBSAC never caught on (Scott)
mizzy: the tabloid section of the stock report (Kevin)
musnud (1): a failed wrestler whose gimmick was that he did laundry. Musnud the Launderer (Aaron)
musnud (2): having the same characteristics as a flea market (Derek)
mustelid: when Bryan walks into a party and says "Wow, I musteleid 'em all by now" and leaves (Mitch)