Disclaimer –
Derek's work has been registered at the U.S. Library of Congress, so it would be a terrible financial idea to plagiarize or use any of the material found on this website for your own purposes. Nevertheless, enjoy the writing!janker : pirate talk for tea-time (Kevin)
jeofail: a mistake made by a lawyer - the mistake was that he's actually not a lawyer at all, he's a dentist (Mitch)
jequirity: the staunch belief that priests are sweaters (Bryan)