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Derek's work has been registered at the U.S. Library of Congress, so it would be a terrible financial idea to plagiarize or use any of the material found on this website for your own purposes. Nevertheless, enjoy the writing!hackmatach: the love-making technique of Gene Hackman (Rachel)
hectocotylus: the inevitable evolution of stethoscopes into barley (Mitch)
hector: a plant eating man native to Earth (Mitch)
hidrotic: a dance technique in a ninja strip club that involves turning off all the lights and leaving quietly (Cyrus)
hippogriff : the Hieroglyphic on a pyramid that means 'pull in case of fire' (Kevin)
hirple: the one thing science has proven that actually does amount to a hill of beans (Aaron)
hodiernal: the slide at the waterpark where one out of six people lose their soul (Mitch)
hoker: to ridicule someone to the point of eczema (Will)
homobrant: not-so-common garden tool used for nothing of importance (Aaron)
hypoprosexia: a testicular disorder found in women of the opposite sex (Dierdre)