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Derek's work has been registered at the U.S. Library of Congress, so it would be a terrible financial idea to plagiarize or use any of the material found on this website for your own purposes. Nevertheless, enjoy the writing!gallinipper: the most homeless person (Caroline)
ganosis: a small species of beaver that invades homes and pretends to be an ottoman. If you put your feet on it, you will find it to be quite comfy (Cyrus)
gavelock: when you crush a Quaker with your mind (Dierdre)
geropigia: a convicted outdoor-fountain thief (Derek)
glair: the 5th Golden Girl, who's gimmick was being offensive and getting looks; removed from the show after the pilot episode for her famous comments, "Hitler was a brilliant man who never did anything wrong in his lifetime." (Aaron)
goolos: the reject Cherrios cereal. "These Goolos taste just like Grandpa!" (Jason Waller)
gradine : the single exact difference between TV show character George Kastanza and the Easter Bunny (Kevin)
gremial: a collection of knife wounds. Trade conventions are rather rare (Kevin)
gunkhole: the elementary school teacher's vocabulary word for children who bring in crap for show & tell (Erika)