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Derek's work has been registered at the U.S. Library of Congress, so it would be a terrible financial idea to plagiarize or use any of the material found on this website for your own purposes. Nevertheless, enjoy the writing!bafalo: to follow your shadow as far as the forest, where he totally loses you (Derek)
baldachin: a yiddle itty bitty cute 'n' fuzzy widdle omnipotent being (Stephanie)
baleen: to purposely spell a wrong word in a spelling bee so that it spells a dirty word (e.g. "country … D-I-C-K … country") (Corey)
banxring: to freeze your toes just in case you stub your toe. That way, the toe breaks clean off instead of that annoying 2 seconds of uncomfortableness (Mitch)
barbone: to throw one's penis so the woman doesn't know where that orgasm is coming from (Derek)
barmbrak : super-sleuth Don Knotts and his dancing troupe the Frayed Knotts (Scott)
barney: the unthinkable type of sock that has no place for the foot to enter (Caroline)
baroxyton: when bears ravage your car by siphoning your gas for their RV (Jay Lawton)
bathycolpian: the term given to people rather than borrowed or stolen (Kevin)
bechic : to attract attention to one's stoma by installing a full-size ceiling fan in it (Bryan)
beek: what James VanDerBeek's agent made him change the last syllable of his name to. His real name is James Vandercutlet (Bryan)
begigged: compared to peas (Will)
bezoar : the T.V. made with glare built in so there is no annoying glare from the lights (Caroline)
bildad: the reverse effect of an ameba but with humans where all people fuse together into one (Chris)
billycock: the medieval phrase, "too much plague, not enough dancing" (Corey)
bingy: a tiny maneuverable vessel used in war and found in the birth canal (Kevin)
bobabza: a mine rich in ore, similar to Bonanza, a show rich in horses (Aaron)
bobabza: a pole commonly used to fake children into thinking they are being rescued from the well. You wave the stick, kids gets optimistic, we all have a good laugh (Eric R)
bollard: an ancient Egyptian game where the man holding stick tries to squiggly lines (Derek)
bonamano: the annoying canyon between me and the other canyon (Bryan)
boodin: the insistence on using chopsticks to play Chopsticks, arguing that 'that's how he would have wanted it.' Hey, it's not as bad as when you insisted on eating kung-pow chicken in the piano (Bryan)
boondoggle: an assassin that kills his victims so slowly that his methods are often confused with natural causes (Will)
breastweed: a lizard's tail, used to cure inflammation of the breast: "Hi, have we met? I'm a lizard" (Paul)
buccula: the non-working title of Scott Bakula's best selling book on how to kill deer. It is now called, "Quantum Heap…of Deer" (Bryan)
bufagin: parallel lines in love…so tragic (Corey)
bummalo (1): the spot on your skin where your body tries to escape (Caroline)
bummalo (2): someone who has made it their life-long goal to be the universal "THAT guy" (Alisha)