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bafalo: to follow your shadow as far as the forest, where he totally loses you (Derek)

baldachin: a yiddle itty bitty cute 'n' fuzzy widdle omnipotent being (Stephanie)

baleen: to purposely spell a wrong word in a spelling bee so that it spells a dirty word (e.g. "country … D-I-C-K … country") (Corey)

banxring: to freeze your toes just in case you stub your toe. That way, the toe breaks clean off instead of that annoying 2 seconds of uncomfortableness (Mitch)

barbone: to throw one's penis so the woman doesn't know where that orgasm is coming from (Derek)

barmbrak : super-sleuth Don Knotts and his dancing troupe the Frayed Knotts (Scott)

barney: the unthinkable type of sock that has no place for the foot to enter (Caroline)

baroxyton: when bears ravage your car by siphoning your gas for their RV (Jay Lawton)

bathycolpian: the term given to people rather than borrowed or stolen (Kevin)

bechic : to attract attention to one's stoma by installing a full-size ceiling fan in it (Bryan)

beek: what James VanDerBeek's agent made him change the last syllable of his name to. His real name is James Vandercutlet (Bryan)

begigged: compared to peas (Will)

bezoar : the T.V. made with glare built in so there is no annoying glare from the lights (Caroline)

bildad: the reverse effect of an ameba but with humans where all people fuse together into one (Chris)

billycock: the medieval phrase, "too much plague, not enough dancing" (Corey)

bingy: a tiny maneuverable vessel used in war and found in the birth canal (Kevin)

bobabza: a mine rich in ore, similar to Bonanza, a show rich in horses (Aaron)

bobabza: a pole commonly used to fake children into thinking they are being rescued from the well.  You wave the stick, kids gets optimistic, we all have a good laugh (Eric R)

bollard: an ancient Egyptian game where the man holding stick tries to squiggly lines (Derek)

bonamano: the annoying canyon between me and the other canyon (Bryan)

boodin: the insistence on using chopsticks to play Chopsticks, arguing that 'that's how he would have wanted it.' Hey, it's not as bad as when you insisted on eating kung-pow chicken in the piano (Bryan)

boondoggle: an assassin that kills his victims so slowly that his methods are often confused with natural causes (Will)

breastweed: a lizard's tail, used to cure inflammation of the breast: "Hi, have we met? I'm a lizard" (Paul)

buccula: the non-working title of Scott Bakula's best selling book on how to kill deer. It is now called, "Quantum Heap…of Deer" (Bryan)

bufagin: parallel lines in love…so tragic (Corey)

bummalo (1): the spot on your skin where your body tries to escape (Caroline)

bummalo (2): someone who has made it their life-long goal to be the universal "THAT guy" (Alisha)