February 3, 2010
Kinderformal
Date: Fall, 1983
Location: Wyckoff, NJ
Description: Ever ignoring the convention of proper chronology, here we see a very accurate picture of what I looked like at age 5. You will notice a few things about me which would later become trademarks of my physical appearance: 1) thoroughly untamable hair, 2) an adorable smile, and 3) muted, earth tones. Yup, anyone in college would have looked at me and said “Well there’s a boy who must have always wore very drab garb!” It also goes to show that, the more realistic a backdrop tries to be, the more it looks like a piece of fabric with paint on it.