January 6, 2010
The Hidden ‘Stache
Date: ~ March 2000
Location: New Brunswick, NJ
Description: I’ve been known to sport an array of facial hairstyles in my day, but one that’s been conspicuously absent has been the solitary mustache. Why is that? I think this picture quite plainly answers that question. Although this picture might open up the doors to various fields of work (porn star, guy in a ditch), logic might prevail and future mustaches will be left to very specific men who can pull it off. Featured in this photo is Bryan Fenkart, who is currently on Broadway in the musical Memphis, and I am a father and family-man. Based on this picture, would you have pegged me being the one with a woman and Bryan being surrounded by gay men? No, I didn’t think so.