Nickname(s): Stabby
Screen Name: CutePuppies190944
Claim to Fame: Overreacting
Current Residence: Torture chamber, Venice
Pets? A cat named Malice, an iguana named Petey
What are you reading now? “Othello” that I may see the portents of my fate – it looketh not good
What’s your favorite game? Truth or Dare
Favorite song? “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” by The Rolling Stones
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? Diet Spite
Favorite drink (alcoholic)? Strawberry wine coolers
Favorite smell? Evil
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Envy Green
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? “To whom can I be unjustifiably cruel today?”
Where is the best place you have ever been? Desdemona’s basement, if thou get’st what I implieth
Pet peeves? Fidelity, purity, righteousness, good deeds, protagonists
What would you say is your best characteristic? My flexible views on morality
If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? I would’st love to instruct Richard II how to be a real prick
Do you believe in UFOs? No, for they are difficult to work into pentameter
What did you do on your last birthday? Choked a bishop
If you could have any job, what would it be? Remorseless dictator
What is the most important thing in life? Learning to channel your negative energy effectively
Have you ever been in love? Love taketh away too much time from malevolence
What is your motto? “It’s not whether you win or lose, but how many people you kill along the way”
What would you like to be remembered for? My brief stint as Children’s Show Host on Iago’s Fun Farm as part of the unjust sentence imposed on me by Cassio
Other Surveys:
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