Pets? A chimera
Favorite fast food place/restaurant? The Oracle, Sushi and Mexican Bazaar
What’s your favorite game? Magic 8 Ball
Favorite sexual position? The Inquisitive Suggestion
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? Mountain Dew
Favorite smell? Seriously, is it that difficult?
What’s under your bed? Abby... dear dear Abby
Where is the best place you have ever been? Aisle 7 of Weinberg's Wondermarket
Worst place? France
Pet peeves? self-proclaimed know-it-alls, gunpowder
Worst characteristic? my loyal readers - it's just sad, guys
Do you believe in UFOs? Nobody's ever asked about advice about them, that much is for sure
What did you do on your last birthday? Changed somebody's life
What is the most important thing in life? orgasms
Have you ever been in love? To answer a question from a song, I wrote the book of love
What is your motto? "TAKE A HINT!"
What would you like to be remembered for? My timeless and impeccable advice. What? There's nothing to click on here.
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