Nickname(s): Dr. Seuss, Madame Broombottom
Screen Name: CatInTheShutUp
Claim to Fame: Rhyme’s my game
Current Residence: Whoville Home for the Criminally Insane
Pets? A cat, a rat, a goose, a moose, and an apteryx - all named Otis
Favorite fast food place/restaurant? The Green Eggs and Hamburger Hut
What’s your favorite game? The Grinch Drinking Game (drink every time he does something dastardly, drink twice when he does a good deed, social for every grin and a shot for the word ‘wasty’)
Favorite sexual position? The Nasty Sneech
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)? Wasty Peach
Favorite drink (alcoholic)? Straight bourbon, ain’t that disturbin’?
If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Multi-Faceted Writer Yellow
What’s under your bed? A tiny crate behind a gate – inside the crate is a titmouse in a shithouse with an orange on a crack binge – what’s it to you, cracker!?!? Get off my lawn!
What’s the first thing you think of in the morning? “I was a famous political cartoonist and accomplished author also, numnuts”
Worst place? France
Pet peeves? Free verse, critics, rigormortis
What would you say is your best characteristic? My fertile imagination
If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be? Shel Silverstein or Ling Ling the Panda
What did you do on your last birthday? Visited my psychiatrist – he says it’s genetic
If you could have any job, what would it be? Porn star
What is the most important thing in life? Respect for all one’s talents, not just children’s frickin’ poetry
Have you ever been in love? Yes, it fit like a glove – I’m sorry, it really can’t helped
What would you like to be remembered for? My contributions to novelty hat shops
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