I'm a Commie and my life isn't perfect.  Please give advice so my life is perfect.

-Commie


Simple: don't be a Commie.

All right, I'm glad I could help.  Stay tuned for more tremendous advice, as it looks like my next one will be an unusual request from the once-planet Pluto.  It will be a doozie.


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