12. Knight Express Card
11. A keen sense of guilt
10. Ed
9. A diphthong
8. Stuff
7. A life-size cutout of Tony Danza
6. Deathball equipment
5. Fiber
4. A baboon's ankle
3. The Rosetta Stone
2. A copy of Smooth Grooves featuring Bobcat Goldthwaite
1. The Vancouver Canucks
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