12. Rifle raffle
11. Adopt-a-Danza
10. Pay a dime to kick a mime
9. The Tibetan Freedom Concert
8. Have your hair cut by your favorite caffeine addict
7. Lick a fungus telethon
6. Win a date with George
5. Outquote the Duke of Bourbon
4. Hallway toll booths
3. Stick-figure charactures
2. Girl Scout sales (cookies not included)
1. Support your favorite natural disaster