12.  Rifle raffle

11.  Adopt-a-Danza

10.  Pay a dime to kick a mime

9.  The Tibetan Freedom Concert

8.  Have your hair cut by your favorite caffeine addict

7.  Lick a fungus telethon

6.  Win a date with George

5.  Outquote the Duke of Bourbon

4.  Hallway toll booths

3.  Stick-figure charactures

2.  Girl Scout sales (cookies not included)

1.  Support your favorite natural disaster

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