13. The Washington Burnt Umber Skins
12. The Washington AtLeastWe’reNotTheJets
11. The Washington Antidisestablishmentarianismists
10. The Washington Congresseses
9. The Cleveland Indians
8. The Washington Avocados, because everyone loves Avocados
7. The Washington Cultural Appropriation
6. The Washington KaerpernickIsn’tTheProblems
5. The Washington TDs (not touchdowns, Tony Danzas)
4. The Washington Spicers
3. The Washington Potato Skins
2. The Washington AllSkins
1. The Hats of Maryland