13. The Washington Burnt Umber Skins

12. The Washington AtLeastWe’reNotTheJets

11. The Washington Antidisestablishmentarianismists

10. The Washington Congresseses

9. The Cleveland Indians

8. The Washington Avocados, because everyone loves Avocados

7. The Washington Cultural Appropriation

6. The Washington KaerpernickIsn’tTheProblems

5. The Washington TDs (not touchdowns, Tony Danzas)

4. The Washington Spicers

3. The Washington Potato Skins

2. The Washington AllSkins

1. The Hats of Maryland