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Disc Golf Goals ? 2018


It’s time once again to set forth my aspirations for the coming year. This year is a pretty special year, in which I will finally be able to play in the division my decrepit body has belonged in for years – Masters. This is for people who are turning 40 (I turn in August), and … Continue reading Disc Golf Goals – 2018...

Women?s March 2018


On the same day when, two years earlier I posted my awakening blog about becoming a feminist, I took part in my second Women’s March in two years. Last year I took the boys to the one in Reno while Ash went to the HUGE one in Washington. This year, Ash marshalled in Reno while … Continue reading Women’s March 2018...



10/3/17 - A brand new Online Survey

8/18/17 - The Dirty Dozen list goes Baker

11/2/16 - The Fake Wine Review column is back!

2/7/16 - I finally updated the links

10/16/14 – Something is definitely happening

10/30/12 - Fats' drought is over

CD Clearance Sale!

 






Impressed with high end Japanese toilets but don’t have the time or money to get one? Velcro three poodles to the seat. Now it’s warming, self cleaning, and it can put a Y under your W (I guess – I was scared to press that button.)...

Cover the top half of the poodle in Velcro and the bottom half in non-stick enamel. Train the dog to lay on its stomach until you give the command, at which point it flips to its back. Take it to a curling tournament. As soon as that stone poodle approaches the house circle target thingy, … Continue reading February 20, 2018...

Really like Die Hard but hate that Hans Gruber loses? Go back in time to when Die Hard happened. Velcro a poodle bridge beneath Nakotomi tower. Line with guns, free lives, and power ups. Now Hans Gruber can come back with a – what do you mean Die Hard isn’t real? Then how can it … Continue reading February 19, 2018...

Get approved for your own TED Talk. Bring poodle up on stage and ask for a volunteer. Velcro them together. Give the mic to the poodle for the entire eight minutes. Make room on your mantle for all the awards you will win....

Replace bowling gutters with velcro. Replace bowling balls with poodles. Leave ransom note for bowling alley owner....